BCD

This gem was overheard by my friend Rachel Hinton in a Starbucks near UC Irvine:

girl: i can't wait to get my boobs. i'll look good in clothes and in bathing suits and lingerie and i'll just have a great summer.
guy: how big are you gonna go?
girl: i think, like, a full b. maybe up to a c.
(they start looking at pictures online of...i don't know? girls with boob jobs?)
guy: this is my friend. she got a d.
girl: oh my god, what a whore.